Dare you to knock this battery off my shoulder Vladimir Putin to leave Ukraine alone. The dare is working just fine-the warning is not. Russia's actions will have consequences? Oh, yeah, like what? Is the U.N. going to pen another letter using words like "denounce" and "must cease"? It won't matter, Putin will literally wipe his ass with it, I'm telling you, I can see it now. I remember the toilet paper from the communist block of the sixties and seventies, and I bet the parchment these U.N. letters come on is a lot finer than the stuff from my childhood...and yes, I do mean it, I believe it's something Putin would actually do. Makes for a great SNL sketch...how 'bout it NBC, I dare you...
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